May 2013
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
castielofasgard:
consultingsuperhusbands:
piglii:
easterberry-test:
fartgallery:
tugboatproceedless:
fartgallery:
is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked
*cough* now its your turn *cough*
taking off my glove flap
A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous. Allow me to raise you…
a full glove.
heavens I’m feeling rather racy tonight
perhaps...
"Hey, didn't you use to have a crush on..."
lolzpicx:
Some Harry Potter Facts.
Daniel Randcliffe's favorite HP book is Chamber of Secrets, Emma Watson's favorite HP book is Prisoner of Azkaban and Rupert Grint's favorite HP book is The Goblet of Fire.
Neville asked the Sorting Hat to be put in Hufflepuff because he found Gryffindor's reputation bravery intimidating.
Most of the members of the Black family are named after stars.
Voldemort cannot love because he was conceived under the effects of a Love Potion.
The first Harry Potter novel was published in 1998, the same year that the final Battle of Hogwarts take place. "I open at the close."
J.K. Rowling has said that when she took an online Sorting Hat quiz it sorted her into Hufflepuff.
Both Sirius and Fred, Hogwarts pranksters from different generations, died laughing.
Tom Marvolo Riddle is also an anagram for "immortal odd lover."
Slytherin house was the first and last house mentioned in the series.
October 9 of 1995, Dumbledore's Army meets in the Room of Requirement for the first time to practice the Disarming Charm.
In the movie scene "Nineteen Years Later", Tom Felton's girlfriend Jade Gordon makes an appearance as Draco's wife, Astoria Greengrass.
Voldemort is bald because this way people can't use his hair in a Polyjuice Potion.
Ron's Patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, which are know for chasing otters. Hermione's Patronus happens to be an otter.
Voldemort's Boggart would take the shape of his own corpse, since death was his greatest fear.
Voldemort was 71 years old when he died on May 2, 1998.
A Patronus is a physical representation of one's soul. Since James Potter's is a stag and Lily's is a doe, they are literally soul mates.
Molly Weasley's brothers Gideon and Fabian were killed by Death Eaters in the first war.
Even though he feared death, Voldemort could not become a ghost because his soul was so damaged.
George would never be able to evoke a Patronus Charm after Fred's death.
A Patronus often mutates to take the image of the love one's life because they so often become the happy thought that generates a Patronus.
Bellatrix Lestrange is actually in love with Voldemort.
After Kingsley Shacklebolt became the new Minister of Magic, he told all who participated in the Battle of Hogwarts they could have a job as an Auror without N.E.W.T.s.
Snape hates Neville so much because Neville could have been the other Chosen One, meaning that Lily would have survived.
The third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia (love potion) was that of Ron's hair.
Minerva McGonagall played on the Gryffindor Quidditch team while she attended Hogwarts.
The Elder Wand is the only known wand in existence with a hair from the tail of a Thestral at its core.
Dumbledore was gay, and he was in love with Grindelwald.
naturallyunnaturallycurious:
Those ships you shipped before you understood what shipping even was.
naomster:
supernaturalfan1:
theangelshaveteslasatncis:
ahtlolehvad:
polipoitaliano:
zach-built-a-tardis:
zach-built-a-tardis:
guess who’s celebrating mothers day
not batman
Nor the Baudelaire orphans.
not Harry Potter
Not the Doctor
I’m sitting here crying but…
or the Winchesters
or arthur
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques
We waited 13 months for 1min of 12 boys crawling...
carefuldreamer:
Im okay with this
kawaiijohn:
thevvioletprince:
people die if they are killed
whoa tag your spoilers
i haven’t gotten that far yet
winkey67:
pizza:
poo-sex:
sometimes i wonder what goes through people’s heads before they create their URL
wise words from tumblr user poo-sex
says pizza
Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.
illalwayslovesherlock:
i-donovan-i-got-sherlocked:
I have Sherlock Season 3.
HHHHHHHHHHHHH GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW
kanyewesticle:
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
berepah:
mskneesocks:
you’re the only one who understands me google
i tried to scroll past i really did
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die”
no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where do you think we get our material
k-i-t-a-i:
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
i can almost hear yahoo regretting their investment
forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:
osneslaura:
sometimes canadian stereotypes piss me off but then i remember that a moose walked into a grocery store in british columbia and had to be lured out with an apple
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
This Tumblr believes that sex work is real work.
becoming embarrassed of the art you used to be proud of
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
abigailros-e:
jeannieus:
captainmjolnir:
i’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
i mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
omg
