• Before I shower: I DON'T WANT TO SHOWER TOO LAZY FUCK SHOWERING WHO NEEDS TO BE CLEAN ANYWAYS I AM HOBO
  • After I shower: OH SWEET GEESUS THIS FEELS SO GOOD SO SQUEAKY CLEAN MY BODY IS MY TEMPLE EXPELLIARMUS BACTERIA
"You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago."
— Grow every second (via felicefawn)

blackandyellowdoodles:

i’m getting round to old projects i started. if any of you remember i had this idea ages ago but never ran with it until tonight.

so here are the posters i made :) enjoy!

achievement-hunter: cnemidophoru-sex-anguis: worlds most cynical art student that title is a feat in itself

achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

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sundaymorningsunlight: dyemelikeasunset: Can we all just post this picture forever? Reblogging This Forever

sundaymorningsunlight:

dyemelikeasunset:

Can we all just post this picture forever?

Reblogging This Forever

dear-monday:

Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.

buttermilkqueen:

buttermilkdad:

buttermilkqueen:

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this is my castle u cant come in

im respecting your privacy by knocking on the door to your castle but asserting my fatherly authority by coming in anyway 

god fucking damn it dad

grapesfermented:

zillyewe:

nsome:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

angelshavethephonebox:

atem-lo-levad:

if this is true…i’m running away to neverland

THAT IS NOT THE FULL STORY.

It was also because everyone found out his real name.  Disney doesn’t like when that happens.  If someone were to go up to one of the actors and call them by their real name in front of little kids, it could end up ruining the magic for them. And his name ended up everywhere.  That is why he had to leave.

AND HE IS FINE.  HE STILL LOVES DISNEYLAND.

HE LOVED WORKING AT DISNEYLAND AND HE STILL VISITS THERE OFTEN.

Oh, he WAS fired? Well dang.

even peter pan does not have job security

Okay, but his job security was lost because Tumblr got so fucking obsessed over this character actor that they dug into his personal life and his privacy and spread it everywhere. Tumblr is what made him lose his job security. Please just. Think about that. People on this website are so obsessive that they lost a man his job.

pero why does tumblr ruin everything